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March 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“Garden Gnomes For Change” endorse Andy Osenga for President.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Cool! You met ZZ-top’s personal Irish Roadie Gnome!
March 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
“I met the guy who poses for all the trophy statues!”
or
“We represent The Caedmon’s Call Guild”
or
“Nerd-O-Gram”
March 12th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
or
“apples and oranges rock….or do they….”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“Andy if she’ll take me back, I think that we could make it…maybe not”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Ignoring the obvious, Andy exclaimed “I love that sweater! Where did you get that?”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Clues to Dumbledore’s “orientation” began emerging.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
This is obviously the new ad campaign for Travelocity.
“Travelocity – You’ll Never Roam Alone. You’ll have an Andy-O”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Andy’s all smiles because the magical yard gnome has arrived to restore his missing toe. (don’t ask for a picture of what’s in the bag)
March 12th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Breakfast of champions: blueberry muffin and a tall, nonfat mochalata with extra gnome!
March 12th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“I’ll have what he’s drinking.”
or
“Uh, thanks, but I’ve already got a drink.”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“I finally got to meet Santa’s Elf-In-Charge-of-Guitar-Production! Who knew he lived in Nashville?!! He said I’d been a good boy and that I might actually get a new guitar this year…so long as I stayed away from any music including the following words: company, angels, essential, forefront, Clay, Aiken.”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“Whew, man, I’ve been holding it all day, but wait ’til he finds this on fire on his doorstep”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Wow, David Crowder’s not looking very good these days.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
and then we went to prince’s house and he let us try on some headgear formerly known as “hats”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
“I’m not even sure I want him to leave my yard!”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“Andy O., now with 30% more gnome!”
“Next Up: ‘After the Garden’, with special guest gnome”
“Andy gets a glimpse of what he’ll look like in the new fangled fashion sense of the year 2035″
…and sorry for this next one but I couldn’t let it go:
“Can you find the dunce?”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“andy’s lawn gnome was kind enough to return his missing toe and bring hot java!”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Andy’s headed in to Sputnik; Mitch Dane is headed out. Mitch is quite ready for the coffee.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Andrew Osenga: The painful reality of what happens when you leave the gnome community.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
“Hooked on Heroin Worked for Me!”
March 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Ready for the un-gnome!
March 12th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Andy’s new producer hopes to find that “middle-earth” sound.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
“The *other* member of Andy and Andes”
March 12th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
This week on “Where are they now?”: Andrew Osenga and David the Gnome.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Take me backstage, please? I’m sure I can pass for Garett!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Aha – so this is what reminded you of Coffee
http://www.andrewosenga.com/blog/2008/02/12/i-remembered-www963coffeecom/
Am sure there’s a marketing opportunity here……
March 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Oh crap, it’s Bob Saget in disguise!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I just met Jack Passion little brother, World Champion of Beards. http://jackpassion.com/jackpassion.com/News.html
March 12th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Andrew Osenga and long lost brother Skippy start new band…Ladies and Gentlemen, the Abnormals!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Don’t mess with Andy’s pedal board or this could happen to you…
March 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Andy and the Alien
March 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“While out on the road, Andrew Osenga and The Roaming Gnome’s son are caught by the paparazzi enjoying coffee and scones together.”
March 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Don’t have time to work on your pedalboard, then you need to call the pedalboard fairy:)
March 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Andy saying under his breath, “Cliff, can you remind me again why we have to have the Guild Room at these concerts”?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Ooh, I saw this on line yesterday, “Creepy Gnome terrorizes town”…check google…I swear!
or;
Garrett’s brother drops in after the Bedrock Water Buffalo meeting…
March 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“Early in the morning, Andy has weird dreams”
March 12th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
“for andy, there’s no place like gnome”
or
“the newest member of caedmon’s call… andrew gnomesenga”
or
“ask me about my pedal gnome”
March 12th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“Andrew Osenga, after years of relative obscurity, finally wins the coveted CCM Gnome award. Congratulations!”
lastly, because I’m all punned out…
“Ladies and gentleman… The Gnomals!”
March 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
So which one is you?
March 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Nineteen Toes at Four O’Clock
March 12th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Andrew – “Man, I can’t get over the size of that thing!”
Gnome – “That’s what she said.”
March 12th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Andy wants us to explain because he doesn’t remember this picture ever happening.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
After years of hoping and wishing Andrew Osenga finally gets to meet his musical hero…Michael W. Smith.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I met the roaming gnome!!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
“I cheerfully handed over my lunch as payment, but in the morning, I discovered none of my wishes had come true.”
March 12th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
forefront record exec. realizes his mistake, osenga begs him to make new normals record… bribes with hot chocalate and a scone
March 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
stupid dyslexia…
the above shoudl read..
forefront record exec. realizes his mistake, begs osenga to make new normals record… bribes with hot chocalate and a scone
March 12th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
stupid dyslexia…
the above should read..
forefront record exec. realizes his mistake, begs osenga to make new normals record… bribes with hot chocalate and a scone
March 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
“The day the “Photo with a gnome” game went very, very wrong.”
March 12th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Andy finally meets Ron Paul’s presidential running mate Hienrich Schnuldledorf.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Give me all your lovin, take-out breakfast and Osenga, too.
Give me all your lovin, and I’ll give discount travel to you.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Hmm…
1. Andy,
At 8 a.m. today, the Gnome poisons the coffee. DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE. More instructions will follow.
Cordially,
Future Andy
2. Andy finally comes face to face with his favorite Biblical hero, Gnome the Baptist.
3. In his free time, Andy just likes to hang out with his gnomies. (I didn’t come up with that, but it’s still appropriate)
March 12th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Andy at auditions for Chronicles of Narnia
March 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
‘will you sign my beard?’
March 12th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
andy if you want responses to your posts just over a free t-shirt again.
57 comments and counting.
March 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Andy picks up Garret from his “night job”
March 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
The lead singer of ZZ Top knew he wouldn’t be popular forever, but he never dreamed he would end up working as a traffic cone. How the mighty have fallen.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:02 am
“If only this unsuspecting gnome knew that Andy had given him a brown bag filled with horseradish, he might not have had such a big smile.”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:53 am
“Andrew Osenga…Where fantasy meets reality”
March 13th, 2008 at 1:11 am
When he first walked in I couldn’t tell if he was wearing a giant red pointy hat or if he just suddenly had a really good idea….
March 13th, 2008 at 5:31 am
“Hi, I;m buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?”
March 13th, 2008 at 6:54 am
“…and Amelie’s father received yet another polaroid of his garden gnome’s travels.”
March 13th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Worst. Belt. Ever.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:15 am
“ok…. now how do I explain to the girls that instead of the tooth fairy, our family gets visits from the coffee gnome?”
March 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am
whoa…..i didnt know that when you book with travelocity….they REALLY send the gnome to you…..
March 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
“you can’t run from jesus or your elf.”
i know. its (he’s) a gnome. but its all i’ve got.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:46 am
A photo from the new Travelocity commerical:
“When Will I Roam?” featuring Andrew Osenga.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:57 am
You can have one too, just simply cut off an appendige and plant it in your garden. Two years later, and….. ta da!!
March 13th, 2008 at 11:58 am
That’ll be the last time I kiss a sleeping garden gnome…
March 13th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Having just recorded a new jingle for Travelocity, Andy O. hangs out in the studio with Bucky Goldstein, The Roaming Gnome’s stunt double.
“It would have been nice to meet The Roaming Gnome himself”, said Mr O., “but I’m just stoked to be here. And besides, bucky’s a swell guy! You should totally check out his pedal board!”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Andy before and after he’s had his morning coffee and pizza bagel
March 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
What the !@#*?
March 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“Earlier this week, Andy was surprised to find out that Sweetwater Music decided to send Andy a free state of the art Metro Gnome for his upcoming EP Letters to the Editor Vol. 2″
March 13th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Mr. Osenga’s invocation of the Muse has produced results more real than he might like.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Santa Claus’ guitarist brings Andy a much-needed ham sandwich and Coke.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Iron-and-wine, after being appointed the official musician for the Garden Gnome Union (GGU), bring Andrew Osenga a swag bag in an attempt to recruit him.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
“Somehow, when I’m in his presence, I just don’t feel as cool as a once did!” (I’ll leave it up to the reader to decide who’s thinking this)
March 13th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
“And thats how we got the one ring to mordor!”
March 13th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
What do these two brick-wallers have in the bag? Douche.
March 15th, 2008 at 9:19 am
“Wow, they’re so much taller in person!”
March 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
For the record…